The Laran Scrolls: Do Goreans Flog Themselves

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Do Goreans Flog Themselves?
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based on
The Chronicles of Counter-Earth
by John Norman

This scroll was originally edited by
Navarre-, First Captain of Kar,
and written by
Kyrerus, Pirate and Slaver of Port Kar
and was a part of the Karian Notes.

Updated: 03-Oct-2002 -+- 2^nd of the Fourth Hand of the Month of Se'Kara 10,153 Contasta Ar

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Those who are new to Gor usually have many burning questions; they wish to know everything about Gor, about slaves, about taking for themselves a slave, about what to do with a slave, about what not to do with a slave, and most importantly, what a slave can do with them.

These questions are asked by every Gorean, and they are usually given answers.

However there is one question that all Masters ask at one point.. the unanswerable question...

Do Goreans Masturbate?

No one will ever admit to asking this question. No one will ever even think of saying it in front of other Goreans. And as for the slaves... no one would ever make such an admittance to the slaves!

But we've all wondered it at some point... you may even be wondering it now...

But why not? We of the Physicians Caste are not afraid to ask such important medical questions. Our interviewer asked slaves their opinion.

Physician:	Tell me, slave, do you believe Gorean Men masturbate?
needygirl:	Masturbate? Was Master displeased with this girl?
Physician:	No, girl, I merely wish to ask you a question...
needygirl:	Is Master so displeased with her that Master would rather pleasure Himself than allow a poor slave like needygirl to do it for Him?
Physician:	Girl, I merely wish to know if you believe Goreans masturbate.
needygirl:	Here, Master, needygirl begs for the privilege of showing Master that He does not need to masturbate...
{{Sections of interview cut due to irrelevence}}
Physician:	Now, slut, answer the question.
needygirl:	OH YES a girl craves to scream for Master...
Physician:	Not that question, the one before it, do you think Goreans Masturbate?
needygirl:	Masters do what they wish... it is not for a girl to suppose or conjecture...
Physician:	You haven't been very helpful...
needygirl:	Please, Master, show mercy on a poor slavegirl! Let her placate!
{{More interview cut}}
amie{Phy}:	the Handsome Master knows well how to handle a poor needygirl.
Physician:	You name is amie, who is this needygirl?
amie{Phy}:	amie doesn't know, Master...

From this, the interviewer concluded that he would never have to masturbate again.

But this did not answer the question at hand. So we decided to ask these questions of a Master of Warrior Caste.

The interviewer's body was never found.

So, this is Gor's best kept secret. Each Gorean who masturbates keeping it secret and shameful lest he be forced into pleasure by some needy slave... Perhaps the statistics will never be known.

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